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So I have this great idea

Posted by Spite - November 24th, 2009


But my hands can't draw it right! FUCKING FUCK MOTHER FUCKER!

This happens to me constantly.
Thought I'd make a front page news post to tell you guys that

So I have this great idea


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do you have a problem or somethin punk

chicken_makin_it_rain.jpg
The thing I'm tryin to draw is for chainsawface2 btw

fuck you

Carl Johnson you jive mother

much masturbation, much...

what are you trying to say here hulalaoo

Give the idea to someone who can

No.

what is the idea btw?? Im not gonna draw it i cant draw/ animate shit i justw ant to know :)

its a thing thats cool
a cool thingy

join the club yo

been a member for awhile ;)

And btw where did you get that picture?

I found it on 12ozprophet

my part seems so simple but at the same time it'll require a lot of effort for someone with my flash skills. If I can actually do it I'll be animatin' to Boards of Canada. smooth and mellow is my thing

Smooth and mellow.
Locked load and settle.
Shine through times with rhymes bright like yellow

fuck your hands draw with your dick

right o

You can't draw it because you're a slut. A filthy, filthy slut, just like your mother was. Don't you look at me.

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well at least it's a great idea

fffff

What ever happened to those Burger King Chicken Fries chicken commericals?

What I wanna know is, what ever happened to those awesome Wendy's commercials?! You know the ones about running into holes and kicking trees

Spite looked up at me with fat yellow eyes and brushed the cornflakes from his gown. I thrust myself onto him and screamed into his lungs, my keys jingling with excitement.
"Where did we go wrong?" he sang into my teeth.
I held his elbows and let forth a gush of semen into his veins, filling his bones with lust.
"Where did your face go beautiful?" I gurgled back, and through him down onto the pavement, rain bouncing off his many breasts.
Like an axolotl, I plucked his jugular from his eyes, and through it into the sea, where we would live forever.
"Lick me", snarled Spite, pulling at the sleeve of my thighs.
"Lick the sun", I whispered back, and cast him into the void of my love muscle, like a feather in my loins. Turning my gaze back to the cottage, I filled my heart with urine before collapsing into the blood that coiled beneath my nubile body, and slept forever in the blanket of my forgotten member, dreaming of the day that Spite would tease my nipple hairs once again.

You've left me speechless

Couldn't you just lay your head down on the desk, and trace your idea?
I know it's cheating, but it should look the same.

didn't work :(

you could always draw it with your penis

THATS GONNA BE 10 TIMES HARDER DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO YOUR SELF GOD THE FUCK